it's conceptual.

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
Oh dear, you've become self-conscious. You need a councellor.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
Oh really, are you poor? 'cause i think you need to buy a BIG mirror. (;

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
But all of the famous actors and singers doesn't know you. plus, i don't see you in the magazine.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Hmmmm, one of your ex-neighbours told me they heard you singing. No wonder why they moved out.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums
Oh yeah, i heard your music. I see your albums at the CD shops and they're all dusty cause no one buys them.

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If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
I know no one ever wanted to date you. I'll take my chances.

2)What you looking at? I am not interested in you!
No, there's a really BIG pimple on your face. it's really annoying, you know.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
Sorry, i was never interested.

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
Since when did i say i would let you get a ride with me?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
Look, you really need to buy a freaking mirror before making people hate me.

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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Nah. i think U and V are much better with each other.

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
Can you get away from me? Please please please?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
Sorry, but i already have plans. and stay away from me... the whole night.

4) What do you like about me?
Nothing really. You're a pain in the ass.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
I can't. Cause i'll be lying to you if i said that.

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Finally! You bought a mirror! Congrats!

2) You smell like shit!
You've one hella dog nose, biatch. How about first cleaning yourself up?

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
I know i hate you because you're the worst!

4) What an ugly creature you are!
What a smelly biatch you are!

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
If you really did kick my ass, you should know that i'll fly all the way to the finish line before you do right?

DONE!

Kristine Tupas Querubin. 15 and still procrastinating. Sunny Singapore. Phineas&Ferb, Spongebob, yellow, accessories, hip hop, skins, poreotics, perry, dance, that's about it. "I'll do it my way. And the people that loved me will understand why I'm doing it because they love me."	Alexa Erni Esther Yasmin Fiona WenEn ZhiYu Suba Victoria Layout made by Cia.♥. Banner is from Reviviscent.